Keep the change, Bob. Crank it back to 1973 and type away on this classic Olivetti Studio 45 (studio as in music, 45 as in those little records).
Complete with hard shell plastic case (but who's going to keep it in the case?) and rabbit ears (if you know, you know). Fully serviced with a fresh ribbon, this typer is ready to go.
At this price, that's the best news I've heard all day!